English humour
Across London special two-storeyed excursion buses in which near to each seat there is a number(line) of jacks for headphones ply. You find a flag of the country, you stick given out on an input(entrance) in the bus headphones - and it is not necessary guides, sit to yourself and listen. Citations from Russian variant guide:
" In this park of attractions it is possible to meet Mikki Mouse and Donald Daka, the truth, approves(confirms) the majority of Englishmen, that the same characters can be met without ceremony in parliament... "
" Guy Fox is well-known for that wished to blow up a building of Parliament. Englishmen speak, that it(he) was the unique person who has entered into Parliament with fair intentions... "
" If you wish to descend(go) at this stop convincingly we ask you to not leave in the bus the things, clothes and children... "
And at last - the cleanest(purest) sample of English humour:
" This area is well-known for that on it(her) has been decapitated III... - the Pause, further with affliction in a voice: - Then it(he) has soon enough died... "
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